Shell Yeah

She sells seashells on a seashore, but the value of these shells will fall. Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand.

Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity. Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond

Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson. Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment. If you haven’t got a shell then you're just a fucking waste, man

Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly. "Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy. Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality

Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood, on hands!

Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock.

Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes. Then run to be the president of the United States!

Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate!

Nine: POLARIZE THE PEOPLE, CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME, IT DON’T MATTER IF THEY HATE YOU IF THEY ALL SAY YOUR NAME!

Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, And you sell seashells on the seashore

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Submitted: 2 years ago ・ Last Updated: 2 years ago